“Well, I guess that in the computer magazines God is more often spelled Gates, but you know what I mean.”

“And I guess you judge how well you're doing by how well you sleep at night... and what your dreams are like.”

“I know what you mean, jellybean.”

“God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to f*** up too often”

“I guess Faulkner never would have written anything like this, huh? Oh, well.”

“My girl has got a bun in her oven, and I guess you know who did the damn cooking.”

“Do I know what people say? Sure. I shrug it off. what else can you do? Stop people from talking? You might as well try to stop the wind from blowing.”