“What is writing? Writing is telepathy.”

“I write to find out what I think.”

“The only wat to get better at writing is to write. And read.”

“PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!”

“I'm one of those people who doesn't really know what he thinks until he writes it down.”

“To write is human, to edit is divine.”

“Bad writing is more than a matter of shit syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories about what people actually do― to face the fact, let us say, that murderers sometimes help old ladies cross the street.”