“When you need Stayfree MaxiPads to absorb the expectorants produced by your insulted body, you are in serious fucking trouble.”
“Here is one of the great truths of the human condition: when you need Stayfree Maxi Pads to absorb the expectorants produced by your insulted body, you are in serious fucking trouble.”
“If you are having trouble understanding, let me spell it out for you … This is serious, Bianca. I’ve never been more fucking serious in my life.”
“There is always compensation for your troubles; you will be given when you need the most.”
“Do I need to remind you of the fact I will take you out at the kneecaps if you fuck with her, man? Seriously.”
“You see, when you're excited, your body has trouble telling the difference between pain and pleasure.”