“You can't be careful on a skateboard.”

“You cant be too careful on a skateboard.”

“A man who loves money is a bastard, someone to be hated. A man who can't take care of it is a fool. You don't hate him, but you got to pity him.”

“The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside.”

“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”

“So what, ghosts can't hurt you. That's what I thought then.”

“If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.”