“You couldn't not like someone who liked the guitar.”
“Their lead guitar sounded like what would happen if someone wedged a traffic accident into a blender.”
“You couldn't catch a yawn from someone you didn't like.”
“She was so beautiful, like someone who you will never meet, but always dream of meeting, like someone who is too good for you.”
“What's crazy is living your life according to some book written by someone who couldn't imagine what your life would be like.”
“The world, I sometimes think, is filled with someone liking someone who likes someone else who likes someone else.”