“You saved Hal's wife, why not my wife? Why not Janice? WHY NOT MY JANICE?”
“I mean, I'm happy to see you, but why aren't you home?""Wherever my wife sleeps is my home.”
“CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?”
“I save the curly one for my wife”
“When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point--mine wouldn't be.”
“Seas move away, why not lovers? The harbours of Ephesus, the rivers of Heraclitus disappear and are replaced by estuaries of silt. The wife of Candaules becomes the wife of Gyges. Libraries burn.”