“Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other.”

“My heart's with you, Bill, no matter how it turns out. My heart is with all of them, and I think that, even if we forget each other, we'll remember in our dreams.”

“If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone”

“Until we see each other again, keep your head together, read some good books, be useful, be happy.”

“Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant, did you ever notice that?”

“I think that's what people most always do with the stuff they can't make out - just forget it.”

“Ninety-five percent of people who walk the earth are simply inert. One percent are saints, and one percent are assholes. The other three percent are people who do what they say they can do.”