“If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club.”

“If it is about education, then all who are college graduates should be wealthy, but we know that there are many highly educated, highly qualified, and highly experienced people who just manage to scrape by, if at all.”

“Tap into ‘The Force’ and soon, at any given time that you need that extra shot of high octane confidence; you will soon be like a Jedi Master at this technique.”

“OK you maybe can't buy happiness with Cosmic Ordering, but it's much better crying in a mansion than in a hovel.”

“When you love yourself, when you appreciate yourself, and are able to make peace with yourself, then because you are the same energy as the universe, it responds. It loves you in return, appreciates you in return, and makes its peace with you in return.”

“Make the goal huge and you cannot miss!”

“If you want to make dough, do a bun dance.”