“Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.”
“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”
“Medicine is a golden goose that has to be killed because every time the goose lays a golden egg, someone gets sick or dead.”
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
“I have eaten several priests. They sit on the stomach like duck eggs.”
“Even if your goose habitually lays golden eggs, it will still be cooked.”