“Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering.”
“Surfers catch waves, and so do people being told goodbye.”
“So he was a sweet-talking, cross-dressing, fortune-telling...surfer?”
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“Be a surfer. Watch the ocean. Figure out where the big waves are breaking and adjust accordingly.”
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