“When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!”
“When all around you are losing their heads, use Cosmic Ordering.”
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”
“when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. ”
“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”
“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”