“With Cosmic Ordering you will never eat humble pie again.”
“Cosmic Ordering will never forsake you.”
“I know you do not care much for such revelries, but trust me—this one you will enjoy, Harry. You and I will sit at the high table, eating porpoise and swan, whilst we watch my male kinfolk eating humble pie!”
“Twenty years from now you will be disappointed you never used Cosmic Ordering today.”
“Rome wasn’t built in a day, but that's because they never used Cosmic Ordering.”
“Cosmic Ordering does not judge you.”