“I have successfully avoided enjoying opera all my life.-quoted in Entertainment Weeky, http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20548...”

“Long Live the '90s"http://www.goodnet.org/articles/856”

“http://youtu.be/SKVcQnyEIT8If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this video, where books are the characters, is worth a google! Put this link in your address bar and enjoy!---The little quote about the video is by me. The video was made by Sean and his wife.”

“If I had a message to my contemporaries it is surely this: Be anything you like, be madmen, drunks, and bastards of every shape and form, but at all costs avoid one thing: success . . . If you are too obsessed with success, you will forget to live. If you have learned only how to be a success, your life has probably been wasted.”

“That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick said arrogantly. "You might know karate, boy, but I know gorilla, and I'm a level 40 champion in it. Let's hear it for Diddy Kong! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" He mimicked the sound of a gorilla as he held on for dear life.”

“I have spent most of my life (like most people) avoiding transcendence at all costs, mainly because the shit hurts.”