“Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."How can you tell?"It's PIPING hot!"Then blow on it first!”
“Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.”
“It's kind of like... It's kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there and the other player is there, and it's just the two of us and I put the other player's body in my van. And I am the winner.”
“Soccer is a simple game its the players that make it complicated”
“I'm not paying you for the player you used to be, I'm paying you for the player you are right now.”
“Telling a story is like playing a fiddle. No one want's to hear it when it's done badly”