“Slotted spoons don't hold much soup...”
“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I can quench your thirst—and your hunger. ”
“A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!”
“There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.”
“A spoon does not know the taste of soup, as a learned fool does not know the taste of wisdom.”
“Today I ate my manuscript with the very spoon I used to write it with. My book was called “Chicken Noodle Soup for the Stomach.” I wrote it with alphabet soup, and then edited it with a can of chicken noodle soup.”