“Unless the object of the singer’s affection is a vampire, surely what Hart means is unphotogenic. Only vampires are unphotographable, but affectionate ‘-enic’ rhymes are hard to come by.”
“Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them.”
“And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.”
“You are healed." Allegra nodded. "You are no longer a Silver Blood." She paused. "But you are no longer a vampire either."Bliss started. No longer a vampire-but what did that mean? Did it mean she was just human?”
“Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.”
“The vampire had to be pretty hard up to come after someone who looked the way she did-like Frankenstein’s bride.”