“I've tucked and tried to roll after that first spread-eagle spin but soon discovered the universal truth that bowling-ball-shaped objects bounce downhill much faster than do mannequin-shaped objects. In my current predicament, speed, obviously, was not my friend.”
“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It should be made of gold, and shaped like me.”
“The world was indeed a kind of screen and did not manifest itself other than by passing me on and on—I was just the bouncing ball that objects played with!”
“Shit rolls downhill. Bureaucracy rolls faster.”
“I had no schedule, no plan for today or the next, or the week after. Everything in my life just seemed to kind of roll together, collect speed and go thundering downhill.”
“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.”