“Joining the church felt like joining a secret club; and you learned the rules after you joined. The first rule of the church was: Never question what it is that you have joined.”

“If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club.”

“Someone you could be is waiting for your courage to join them.”

“Join the bold, the brazen, the unintimidated. Join not having excuses. Join the idea that fun is the source of all joy. Join the unwillingness to give up. Join doing things your way. Join not joining. Join that purpose is stronger than outcome. Join your gut. Join the constant challenge of seeking greatness. Join play. Join the hunger to find what makes you happy. Join karma and nature and the effect you have on your world. Join your philosophy. Join something bigger than you. Join what you believe. ”

“Why do they call it the Catholic Church? Because if they called it the Pedophiles Club, nobody would join.”

“-'Perhaps you'd better watch your back, stupid glowy golden faerie man whore.'-'That didn't make any sense.'-'Good. Now maybe I can join your club.”

“He'd like you to join the club that likes to saythere's no such thing as love ...”