“All hell broke loose- and I mean that more literally that you can possibly imagine.”

“Forks was literally my personal hell on Earth.”

“I can't imagine why that would be frustrating at all - just because someone refuses to tell you what they're thinking, even if all the while they're making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean...now, why would that be frustrating?”

“This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?”

“Neither heaven nor hell can keep me apart from you, Melanie.”

“f it hurts you so much, how can it possibly be the right thing for you?”

“I was much more upset by the situation with Jacob than by the possibility of being eaten by a bear.”