“Dating a older woman- hot" Emmet Cullen”
“What you think upon grows." Emmet Fox”
“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind.”
“I used to date an older obese woman named Ten, but everyone just called her "X". Now I just call her ex X. She'll be XXXIV next month, and I think I'll get her an XXL sweatshirt for her birthday.”
“In the first woman we love, we love everything. Growing older, we love the woman only.”
“It was as hysterical as a woman having a hot flash.”