“Humans were always surprising me.”
“Nothing human surprises me.”
“There were no ordinary human beings. Everybody was born with a surprise inside.”
“In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.)”
“There are always surprises. Life may be inveterately grim and the surprises disproportionately unpleasant, but it would be hardly worth living if there were no exceptions, no sunny days, no acts of random kindness.”
“What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.”