“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
“I decided that if I was never going to sell anything as long as I lived, I might as well do what I want to do 'cause then at least I would've done what I wanted to do in life. What's that worth?”
“As long as I was on my way to hell I might as well enjoy the journey.”
“whatever I decide, I might be making a mistake. But if I'm going to make a mistake I want it to be passionate”
“That's me, giving myself a tough-love speech. I'm going to start doing that more often, I've decided. One might as well put his inner monologue to good use.”
“Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.”