“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”

“As long as I was on my way to hell I might as well enjoy the journey.”

“What the hell, I decided.”

“It took less than half a second for me to realize that, as long as I was truly insane now, I might as well enjoy the delusions while they were pleasant.”

“Like everything in life, I just had to decide what to do with what I was given.”

“I glared at him. "I may not die now... but I'm going to die sometime. Every minute of the day, I get closer. And I'm going to get old.”

“Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all”