“I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that's not actually the case. - Edward Cullen”

“This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way, but it was the only thing I could think to do.”

“I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I don't know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way.”

“what choice have I? I cannot live without you, but I will not destroy your soul."-Edward Cullen”

“I did get so wigged out that I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I don't know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way, but it was the only thing I could think to do.”

“Are you trying to tell me that was Edward Cullen outside? Because you know, I thought he was supposed to be hotter than that. And a whole lot more romantic.”