“Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!”

“You stupid jackass," Ian said."Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid?”

“What kind of an idiotic question is that?”

“The irresponsible mother helped explain bella's maturity. She'd had to grow up early, to become the caretaker. That's why she didn't like being cared for- she felt it was her job.”

“No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.”

“Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.”

“It's something about the inevitability. How nothing can keep them apart--not her selfishness, or his evil, or even death, in the end...their love is their only redeeming quality.”