“I'm a pro at weird.”
“When the going get's weird, the weird turn pro.”
“She glared at him. “I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird.” “Yes,” he said doubtfully. “Yes, you are.”
“I'm an amateur at life. I'll let you know when I go pro. ”
“I'm not so weird to me.”
“I'm not trying to be weird, I swear! But if I'd had a choice between "weird" and "ordinary", I'd still have chosen weird anyway.”