“I’m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie.”
“I’m gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can’t see crap until it’s right in front of me”
“I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.”
“I was gonna be super pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin in this crap hole.”
“You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up."Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.”
“Head throbbing, check. Stomach not quite right, check. Truthfully, she felt like crap. Somehow still horny crap...”