“It was a weird thing for me, because I don't read vampire books. I don't watch vampire movies. I'm not into the horror genre. I'm a wuss, I'm a scaredy cat.”

“Look at it his way- I'm hoping I can track down a vampire I'm actually allowed to kill, okay?”

“It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.”

“Bella: "I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not."Edward: "And I should feel sorry that you're not sorry, but I don't.”

“You don't get a lot of suicidal vampires.”

“I knowOkay, Sorry. I am.Look, I'm human. It's hard to be fair sometimes. We don't always feel the right thing, do the right thing”

“I'm a pro at weird.”