“It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.”
“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
“I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.”
“I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.”
“This is your grave.""Grave? You've got to be kidding. I'm still alive.""Burying dead people isn't as much fun," Saeki said, feeling this was extremely obvious.”
“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”