“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. ”
“I've never seen anyone get so excited over books before. You'd think they were diamonds.”
“I've never seen you hide from anyone before. He must do something crazy to you.”
“So far I've seen the life studies packet used as (1) an umbrella, (2) a makeshift towel, (3) a pillow, and now this. I have never actually seen anyone study with it, which either means that everyone who graduates from Thomas Jefferson will be totally unprepared for life or that certain things can't be learned in bullet-point format.”
“I've never seen anyone sleep with their head hanging off the back of a wooden chair before - was the couch not comfortable enough for you?”