“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.”

“Maybe he should have thought about all this before he knocked her up with the life-sucking monster.”

“Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.”

“Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all”

“The thing people don't realize, God bless them, is that my books are supposed to suck.”

“I'd rather die than be with anyone but you.”