“Maybe he should have thought about all this before he knocked her up with the life-sucking monster.”

“Edward thought he was going to ruin Bella's life and he made her happy. And that really was everything for him.”

“Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.”

“I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.”

“If romeo was really gone, never coming back, would it have mattered whether or not juliet had taken Paris up on his offer? Maybe she should have tried to settle into the left-over scraps of life that were left behind. Maybe that would have been as close to happiness as she could get.”

“He was right – she was beating herself up about hurting his feelings. The girl was a classic martyr. She’d totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.”

“Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. We’d all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward.”