“Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.”

“Try to relax," he suggested as another shiver rippled through me violently. "You'll be warm in a minute. Of course, you'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off."Edward growled sharply."That's just a simple fact," Jacob defended himself. "Survival 101.”

“Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?”

“Edward: Bella, please stop taking your clothes off!Bella: Why? Did you wanna do that part?”

“You’re exactly like Charlie. Once you make up your mind, there is no reasoning with you. Of course, exactly like Charlie, you stick by your decisions, too.”

“You should have seen his face when I started taking my clothes off. Priceless.”

“I almost took the door off the car”