“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”
“We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading.”
“You picked the wrong girl to dominate, Dracula.”
“Bite me, Dracula.”
“i am Dracula;and i bid you welcome,Mr. Harker,to my house.”