“Sell stupid somewhere else--there's nothing better than that face!”

“I was consumed by the mystery Edward presented. And more than a little obsessed by Edward himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I wasn't as eager to escape Forks as I should be, as any normal, sane person would be.”

“Let's face it, I'm hotter than you." -Jacob Black”

“I was an empty shell. Like a vacant house―condemned―for months I'd been utterly uninhabitable. Now I was a little improved. The front room was in better repair. But that was all―just the one small piece. He deserved better than that―better than a one-room, falling-down fixer-upper. No amount of investment on his part could put me back in working order.”

“The way I feel about you will never change. Of course I love you—and there's nothing you can do about it!”“That's all I needed to hear.”

“It's not a good feeling--knowing that you profoundly deserve the title of monster. It's better to be kind than to feel guilty.”

“It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.”