“Spider-Man is such a whiny loser.”
“(Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God!”
“The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.”
“Coming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!”
“Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.”
“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”