“Stop it, Mom, you're making me blush.”
“I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.”
“I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.”
“But you could conceivably be attracted to me. Theoretically.”“But then again. Maybe not. Your eyes, I mean. Because, of course, you’re a homicidal maniac.”“Stop, you’ll make me blush.”“With a sense of humor that makes you even more disturbing.”
“Mom, you're the one who said to never stop in case I get raped or picked up by a democrat.”
“Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.”