“The thing people don't realize, God bless them, is that my books are supposed to suck.”
“If people don't recognize such limits, God will make them realize His own way”
“It's like you're born with all these blessings, only you don't realize they're blessings until you lose them. And if you're thick-headed enough, like me, you don't even realize you've lost them, not until they come back to you.”
“If we don't press in to the things of God, we will get sucked in to the things of this world!" EL”
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you'll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.”
“People don't realize how a man's whole life can be changed by one book.”