“Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today.”

“Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today."I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.”

“It's twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way...the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?”

“Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?”

“I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.”

“You don’t have anything like this. For crying out loud, you only own one skirt!”

“Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie. (Bella)”