“Well… don’t be offended, but you smell like a dog.”
“It smelled like sex and dog in here. But mostly it smelled like sex.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but you smell like Magnus.”
“To some dogs I don’t like cats, to some cats I don’t like dogs, and to some people I don’t like. Mostly the people I don’t like are lawyers, lobbyists, and politicians.”
“Don’t be offended when people don’t seem to get you. Not everyone recognizes brilliance”
“Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!”