“Why am I covered in feathers”
“Why am I covered in feathers?""I bit a pillow, or two.”
“Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...”
“They are a bunch of fish covered in feathers trying to convince the public they can fly, and I am simply a bird in their midst.”
“That's the beauty of it. Have you seen the contraptions these magicians build to accomplish the most mundane feats? They are a bunch of fish covered in feathers trying to convince the public they can fly, I am simply a bird in their midst.”
“Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?”