“A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us.”
“Murder’s the taking of one man’s life by another - war’s the other way around.”
“Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised.”
“a story is ready when it falls from your face”
“Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot”
“One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of god’s existence.”
“The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.”