“Dreams always end before you kill the last person.”

“One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.”

“The trustiest rule of social disintegration: bars burn last.”

“A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.”

“How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?”

“Any act worth a damn can not be ignored and when an effective person is ignored it’s the result of a deliberate series of steps on his or her part.”

“No matter how good the idea, there’s always an advocate extreme enough to deter people.”