“It’s hard for people to stampede when they’re strutting”
“When things are exceptionally hard, there is a reason why they’re hard; and it’s usually because they’re not meant to be and we’re not listening.”
“I make my own cologne. It’s called “Sweat,” and it’s hard work making it. But I can tell people love it, because they’re so envious and jealous when I wear it that they avoid me altogether.”
“Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.”
“Maybe that’s why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It’s not the pain they’re getting over, it’s the love”
“You must be careful when you ask people whether they’re happy; it’s a question that can upset them a great deal.”