“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel”
“This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!”
“I know my name's Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish that I WAS a squirrel!”
“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”
“My author role model is Kurata Misako. I want to be rich enough to drive from room to room in my home but also down to earth enough to let squirrels live in my hair.”
“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nice net to store their nuts for the winter. But that’s just the kind of thoughtful guy I am.”