“Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.” — Dan Burns”

“Will I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer.”

“It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.”

“I think a character in a comedy should not know they`re in a comedy.”

“Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.”

“It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.”

“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”