“It was kind of like they were just giving us a toy to play with, to do whatever we wanted with.”

“There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.”

“The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and… I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I’m sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties.” — Evan Baxter”

“It's not a master plan to do every remake and every recreation of icons. It's just what I've been hired to do.”

“I`m already seeing my daughter`s cynical sense of humor and she`s 6! I bought these shoes, and I`m thinking I`m a cool dad, I`m going to show her my new half-boot shoes. So I said, "What do you think of these?" And she`s like, "Mmm no, not liking them." (2007)”

“Will I tell them? No, as a Doctor you wouldn't tell a patient if they were dying of cancer.”

“I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!” — Hammy, the Squirrel”