“That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”

“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”

“It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.”

“On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde."Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material worship," Leon stated. "Christmas means the rebirth, regeneration. Some people have Christmas every day. The Christmas tree stands up and either the wife trims it or they trim it together with righteous-idealed sexual intercourse. Or the husband prays to God through his Christmas tree and trims his bodily Christmas tree. Christ-mast; the mast of Christ, the upstanding penis—that's what it means to me.""Santa Claus is a good symbolization for Christmas," said Joseph. "Department stores, shopping, the coming of the New Year. Christmas means better business in the stores.”

“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”