“Augie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.”
“I don’t care about my face! I’m tired of being stupid, and everybody keeping me stupid just for the sake of my face. Even if it means I have to run off and live in the wild caves with a bag over my head, I still want to know what’s going on. I need to know.”
“There's the one and only T.C. There was nobody like me before, and there ain't gonna be anybody like me after I'm gone...”
“Ale: Are you manipulating me again?T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.”
“People don't know anything about themselves because they're all worried about everybody else.”
“Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.”