“Secrets, I've discovered, have a way of working free of their keepers.”
“I've discovered the secret to successful singledom. I'm acting like a man. And it's working.”
“I've discovered the secret of revenge. Outlive the f---ers! I'll dance on their graves.”
“I don't think I would have minded you being the keeper of my secrets.”
“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”