“Sometimes in the quest for enlightenment the only thing that gets lighter is your wallet.”
“Enlightenment is scary. Sometimes things look better in the dark.”
“Whom does the Grail serve? It serves those who quest despite the odds - for they are the champions of enlightenment.”
“And sometimes, hope is the only thing that gets us through the day.”
“An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it.”
“There's nothing quite like a good quest for getting your blood pumping.”